All the Unsolicited Opinions Malala Doesn’t Give A Sh*t About


Every time Malala Yousafzai leaves Pakistan there is an issue. Every time she comes back,there is an issue.

She has a difficult life and one that can only be led if she knows she cannot make everyone happy. So if you live under a rock, Malala recently came back to Pakistan on a four day trip. She currently lives in Birmingham where she pursues her education at the honorable Oxford University.

Malala was shot in the head by terrorists on 9th October, 2012 in Swat. The assassination attempt failed as she was stronger than The Taliban who tried to kill her. Her strong advocacy and constant activism for female education and equal opportunities had made her a target.

This is the first time Malala is returning to her home country after the assassination attempt.

What should have been a warm welcome to the national hero turned out to be a rabid and chaotic finger pointing session.

Pro Malala and Anti Malala are actual things in Pakistan.

We are as a nation very susceptible to propaganda and the same is the case with Malala Yousafzai. Half of the nation has believed spewed lies against Malala and her efforts for education have been totally disregarded. Such people do not even listen to anyone and do not have any proof of their allegations on Malala.

We made a list of all the unsolicited opinions about Malala that random Pakistani people stand strong on.

It is also a known fact that Malala does not give a rat’s ass about these opinions and she’s doing her thing anyway.

1. Malala Yousafzai was never shot

Yes. It is all fake.

She was never shot.

Malala was never struggling for her life.

She was never taken to Birmingham for a surgery.

This was obviously all staged.

This is an elaborate plan to…….. educate more children????

This is a really amazing conspiracy theory and like all other conspiracy theories it is completely void of proof.

2. She is a Yahoodi Agent and is funded

This one seems to be a fan favorite. Anyone and everyone is a Yahoodi agent. In fact, every Yahoodi is a born agent. They are very secretive people and she is one of them.

Have you ever seen her smile? That is TOTALLY a Yahoodi smile. Moreover, they are also pouring huge sums of money to the Malala Fund which goes on to making schools and colleges in Pakistan.


3. She is a RAW agent

Well make up your mind people. Is she a Yahoodi Agent or a RAW agent?

She is awesome, yes, but even she can’t be both at the same time.

Hello people, how is being a RAW agent any cooler than being a Yahoodi agent? If I were her, I would be Yahoodi for sure!

4. What about APS students?

So this image is pretty viral among people who do not care enough to check their stats (Oh don’t worry I am not talking about you). It is a contrast between Malala and the APS attack survivor Waleed Khan.

Malala Yousafzai

So for those who do not know this: Waleed is studying abroad and with help from Malala Fund itself. She met him and he sees her as an idol.

Too much for checking the stats before sharing something.

5. But but but she lives in UK

How dare she???

She lives in UK while being a Pakistani! That level of Ghaddari is unacceptable.

I will ask the same people this question if they want to live in Pakistan after they are shot in the head and they barely survive.

I will ask them this same question if they are exceptional students who get an opportunity to study in Oxford, but don’t.

It is the easiest thing to get up and point a finger at someone. It is very hard to look into the mirror and realize you are wrong.

If anything Malala Yosafzai is an icon. She is the face of resilience and conviction. The whole world honors her for her work and what she has done. The irony is that her own countrymen do not believe in her mission.

We tend to do the same with all heroes of the nation and I am waiting to see when we will learn.